Twelve Naughty Days of Christmas

12 Naughty Days of Christmas

Story by Léo Azambuja

Photos by Bernard Gosset

Right before Christmas, the Fly By Night Cabaret troupe put together Naughty or Nice, a variety show filled with aerial silk performances, music, dancing, juggling, comedy and theatrics.

The show at Lihu‘e Parish Hall Dec. 13 started kind of nice, with Matt Feeser’s Nice Package, but by the time it ended, naughty was quite the tone, climaxing in the last number, Twelve Naughty Days of Christmas:

Emma Palumbo

• A Santa and his candy cane
• Two twirling tassels
• Three dirty dolls
• Four naughty numbers
• Six lacy corsets
• Seven eager elves
• Eight slutty snowflakes
• Nine cans of whipped cream
• Ten sequined bodies
• Eleven aching muscles
• Twelve AA batteries